Mission Statement

Assuming First That A Robot Can Die.

In order to avoid the deluge the befell The Reagan Library, we have set out to establish order and preserve the natural beauty of The Great State of Wyoming.

In a civilized society we must maintain order, particularly at a time when our emotions can get the best of us. If everyone grabbed a 12 pack or a big gulp and ran out the door, the resulting chaos, stench and damage to the local environment (particularly the ground water) would be an immense tragedy at a time that should be ripe with celebration.

This is why we at T.R.B. have endeavored to alleviate the strain on the government of The Great State of Wyoming from the impending flood. We have asked that they bow to reason and anticipate a trough (and two stalls) in any monument designs they have on the drawing board. Foolishly, to this point, they have chosen to disregard our warnings.

Thus T.R.B. has chosen this, alternative, plan as an attempt to protect the land and people of The Great State of Wyoming. We have given this, our word, to protect the environment.