The Plan

The moment the robot currently known as Dick Cheney is deactivated, the good folks at T.R.B. will spring into action.

After a one week mourning period, out of respect for any other drilling equipment at Haliburton that might have been acquainted with him, T.R.B. will begin disseminating notifications that will include a location and your assigned time via email.

Notification will occur in lots of 150 participants.

Those who arrive at the destination with a valid certificate will be allowed to drain their respects.

We at T.R.B. realize that for some of you this is the trip of a lifetime, something you may have been waiting for since daddy Bush was making Iraqis free.

Don't let your emotions get the best of you. No one can forget standing in the 2 mile long lines at the Reagan Library, ankle deep in urine, for 8 hours.